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David Cook Is Really Bringing Random Children On Stage This Time
Remember when I falsely accused David Cook of bringing a fake nephew on stage?? I think people got mad at me because I called D Man a liar. I now admit they share DNA and David Cook is a fan of...
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Ohhhh David Cook Said “Bitch”. I’m Telling Mom.
Side story: I felt like such a bad ass when I was 10 and singing along to this song. I don’t think I even said the word “bitch”, but saying it in my head was scandalous enough. You know who’s a real...
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Looks Like David Cook Needs A Haircut Too
Not only is D Man rocking a swoop bang, but it’s in his eye. If he insists on letting his hair sit on his head like it’s 2006 and he’s auditioning for High School Musical, that’s fine with me, but at...
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This Is What David Cook Does When I Turn My Back On Him In NYC
1) He puts on silly top hats. (I choose to believe he’s making fun of Adam Lambert) 2) Calls himself an asshole. (I think that happened) 3) Sings Beatles and Led Zeppelin. Now, I know I’ve heard of...
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David Cook Sings An Acoustic “Fade Into Me” For Children
Kids get everything!! Every one has sent me a so much David Cook goodness the past few days and I just straight up ignored it. I apologize for that. I think it was his birthday at one point (taking...
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Why Is David Cook Bromancing With Ryan Star Again In NYC Without Me???
What the hell, D Man?? Me and D Man just got in our first official, fake hat. ljrTR was kind enough to send me a video and it consists of D Man being in NYC last Friday night and performing with my new...
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I’m Gonna Say What You Are All Thinking: David Cook Sounds Great… But He...
D MAN! Where have you been?? Running marathons and such?? Oh well, you probably could have finished those marathons in half the time if you got a goddamn haircut! Become aerodynamic!! But I guess the...
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David Cook Went From Zero To Hero Because He Cut His Hair
See what I did there? Word play on the title of David Cook’s new song? THE REVOLUTION IS BACK BABY! David Cook retreated to his bar playing days and I’m thankful for that because you can actually here...
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RCA Doesn’t Like David Cook Anymore
Oh wow. Didn’t see this coming. I don’t pay attention in that much detail to David Cook’s career, but I guess it isn’t going so well. RCA gave D Man, and his new awesome haircut, the good ‘ol heave ho...
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David Cook Is A Masseuse Now
I don’t really know (or care) why David Cook was dressed in a full baseball garb (the light blue really brings out the color in his eyes), but what I do care about is why he’s massaging Chord...
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